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What I think when kids in my class read

  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via undelineable)

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If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
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Marilyn Monroe at Tobay Beach, Long Island